Its only appropriate that we make a salute to the most popular creep in the world today.
Not only do you spend your year watching children, but you also make a list of the naughty ones. Then one night a year, you decide to break into their houses while they are sleeping and leave them packages. Literally, if you were an actual person, you'd be locked up for life. Almost forgot to mention that you live in a compound with a community of elves, secluded from all society. What are you hiding? There are plenty of factories available in Detroit that you could use.
So cheers to you Santa, you have made a career out of being creepy and you get away with it year after year. But this year we had to call you out and put you on the naughty list because you are truly an inspiration to creeps everywhere.
North Pole
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