Stop & Stare

I'm hoping you were just staring off into space, but when I looked up you were staring right at me. I kept looking up and you hadn't moved for what seemed like the longest minute of my life. I had to leave the library.

Birmingham, MI

"Me" Time

I just got to the public library with my laptop and really had to go to the bathroom. I felt like such a fucking creep walking out of the bathroom with my laptop next to the kids section as if I needed some "alone time" to my self in the bathroom stall.

Birmingham, MI

Nice Muffs

Walking down the street, a girl in huge earmuffs passed by us and you could not have been any louder saying, "Oh my God-I want to hook up with that girl in the giant earmuffs SO BAD." I know she heard us because she was literally 2 feet in front of us. They're earmuffs dude, not earplugs.

Birmingham, MI

Want To Be A Maverick?

You told me about a Law and Order:SVU episode you just saw. You explained the premise involved a group of guys that kept a scoreboard of women they laid. The episode ended with them all being convicted of statutory rape. The guys in the show nicknamed themselves, 'The Mavericks.' So my answer to your question is no, I don't want to start our own chapter of 'The Mavericks.'

Birmingham, MI