Study Buddy

Have you ever talked to a girl before? You could not have been more awkward and creepy if you tried. Asking me to study at your house because: "you know, my roommates are gone and it'll be just you and me and it'll...uhh be just the two of us to really get to know each other and the material, you know?"

I hope you fail the test and at life.

San Francisco, CA

Walking to Class

All I heard you say was: "You think if your dog was a human, you'd want to fuck it? Cause I legitimately LOVE my dog that much." I couldn't even hear the response because I instantly stopped walking behind you.

San Francisco, CA

John Mayer Wanna-be

You talked yourself up so much about playing guitar that I thought you'd shut up if I offered to hear you play. I was stupid and went to your room, and then you proceeded to shut the door and lock it. 1) That is totally unnecessary and creepy. 2) You fucking suck.

San Francisco, CA

Mom on Web Cam

When I'm talking about having sex with you over web cam, I'm assuming your alone. I saw your Mom peer into your room TWICE while we were talking. Now you know why I just left.

San Francisco, CA