Humpelstiltskin

There's nothing like trying to teach my dog how to hump especially when I realize my blinds are open and my neighbors are walking by watching me.

Chicago, IL

Red Rocket Roommate

I just walked into the room and saw my roommate trying to give our 8 week old puppy a red-rocket. He saw nothing wrong.

Chicago, IL

Woof. Whoops.

You bent down to pet my dog. Sorry for immediately looking at your thong. I know you caught me. Awkward.

Chicago, IL

Rubber Roommate

My roommate loves rubbing our dog's balls thinking it's funny. Even the dog knows it's fucked up.

Chicago, IL

Dog Days of Christmas

Thanks for sending me a picture of your dog's boner. What wonderful way to start my day.

St. Louis, MO

Walking to Class

All I heard you say was: "You think if your dog was a human, you'd want to fuck it? Cause I legitimately LOVE my dog that much." I couldn't even hear the response because I instantly stopped walking behind you.

San Francisco, CA