BrickBreaking

I don't know what's worse: the fact that the guy next to my bathroom stall knew I was playing BrickBreaker or that I answered him when he asked what my high score was.


Boston, MA

Dog Days of Christmas

Thanks for sending me a picture of your dog's boner. What wonderful way to start my day.

St. Louis, MO

Look-A-Like Sniper

I was on the train and this guy looked just like my friend so I went up to him and tried to take a picture to document the uncanny resemblance, but the train moved and it came out blurry. He noticed what I did and started shifting away from me, so at my stop I said "STOP MOVING!," took another pic, and ran off the train. Got it.

Chicago, IL

Cell Phone Snoop

I was looking for my cell phone on the kitchen counter where my Mom just set down all the bags she brought in from shopping. I started looking through the bags thinking my phone somehow slipped in one of them when I found a box of condoms my Mom just bought. Fuck that phone.

Chicago, IL

Candid Camera

I saw you take a picture of me on your cell phone in class. And then I found it on my news feed on Facebook.

Chicago, IL

My Teacher's Costume

There's nothing like seeing your teacher outside of class. Especially when I saw him at the costume store looking at a slutty nurse outfit. Looks like I'll be getting an A in that class. Cell phone pictures = the best.

Indianapolis, IN

Phantom Pix Message

I recently received a random picture of some dude's balls on my cell phone. To this day, I still don't know who it was sent from.

Chicago, IL