Weird Text

I gave you my phone number because you are a family friend and wanted to do an interview with me sometime. I didn't give it to you so on my anniversary you could text me saying "Happy Anniversary! Easy on the lovin!!!" You're a priest. PLEASE NEVER TEXT ME AGAIN!

Omaha, NE

Church Hands

I HATE shaking hands at Church. No one's hands should ever be that sweaty.

Birmingham, MI

Girl at Church

In no way is it hot to close your eyes and sensually move your tongue around while receiving Communion at Church. That's just fucked up...but suprisingly, it kinda worked once I thought about it afterward.

B loomfield Hills, MI