Textcapades

I know when you're wasted because you always text me the same thing: "heyyy :0 your open mouth =mmm mmm good"

Chicago, IL

Weird Text

I gave you my phone number because you are a family friend and wanted to do an interview with me sometime. I didn't give it to you so on my anniversary you could text me saying "Happy Anniversary! Easy on the lovin!!!" You're a priest. PLEASE NEVER TEXT ME AGAIN!

Omaha, NE

You Must Be New Here

I didn't want to hook up with you so I told you I had to quickly do something in my room first. I locked the door, fell asleep, and forgot about you. You sat on my couch texting me for 4 hours. How did it possibly take you that long to get the hint I wasn't coming back?

Chicago, IL