Welp, See Ya Later

I tried not to creep on my manager tonight, but I did. After a few drinks I put my hand on the small of her back to tell her as I was leaving and she immediately grabbed it, moved it in front of her, and gave me the strongest handshake I've ever had in my life. Tomorrow won't be fun.

Royal Oak, MI

A Case of the Monday's

The lesbian at my office just came up behind me and started giving me shoulder massage because she said I was looking "too tense for a Monday."

Rochester Hills, MI

Stop & Smell

A woman at work just came to my cube and told me she loved walking to the printer because I smell so good.

Bloomfield Hills, MI

Friendly Visit

A guy at work left a note on my car at home that said he was in the neighborhood and was sorry he missed me because it looked like no one was home. I never told him where I lived.

Buffalo, NY