What Nice Feet You Have

Dude on the subway came up to a girl I was with and said what beautiful feet she had. Before we could react, he leaned over and started stroking her feet and commenting on how he liked one better than the other.

Buffalo, New York

Friendly Visit

A guy at work left a note on my car at home that said he was in the neighborhood and was sorry he missed me because it looked like no one was home. I never told him where I lived.

Buffalo, NY

Nipple Pincher

I gave you a glass of water because I could see that even when drunk Ritz crackers are tough to eat in bulk. You proceeded to put your arm around me rub my chest then pinch my nipples. Your customs for showing appreciation are foreign to me, but creepy in any culture.

Buffalo, NY

Supercuts

When you asked me to slouch in the chair, I assumed it was because you were short. You continued to cut my hair while rubbing your fupa up my arms and shoulders. You weren't even looking at my hair while you cut, you just kept smiling at me in the mirror like it was a sick joke. That was a much creepier haircut than the national advertisement implied.

Buffalo, NY

Party Pooper at Heenan's

There aren't that many girls at the bar in the first place, and then you have to go and scare them off before they even finish their first beer by creeping on them more than I have ever seen. Way to be a team player!

Buffalo, NY

Cut Off at Heenans

The fact that you're 40 and in a college bar on a Saturday night is creepy enough. But your cut-off hoodie screams sexual assault. I think they have WWE on in the bar next door.

Elmwood Buffalo, NY

Drunk Girl at Rugby Party

It's cool that you are wasted and having fun, just don't sit on my lap. Those blisters you told me you got from falling asleep with a heating pad on your leg, left residue on my shorts. You're basically a walking infection.


Buffalo, NY

40 Year Old at The Steer Bar

Your "I'd tap that." shirt makes everyone at the college bar uncomfortable. Toss on a flowered shirt and go play shuffle board.

Buffalo, NY

Older Couple At Fundraiser

I'm glad single, old people can find love still. But you're pushing 70, please take your hand out of his back pocket, we are at a fundraiser for handicapped children.

Buffalo, NY

Company Kickball Team

It's cool to slap ass with the guys after a good play, but I noticed I'm the only one on the co-ed team you do it to.

Buffalo, NY