Nipple Pincher

I gave you a glass of water because I could see that even when drunk Ritz crackers are tough to eat in bulk. You proceeded to put your arm around me rub my chest then pinch my nipples. Your customs for showing appreciation are foreign to me, but creepy in any culture.

Buffalo, NY

Dog Man

I have heard dogs pant quieter than you were breathing. I hope something is medically wrong with you because you looked and sounded perverted and sad just sitting alone trying to eat a hot dog at lunch.

Chicago, IL

Mrs. Mustache

You're a 45 year old woman, it's time to shave that mustache on your face. Plus, you work at Subway. I couldn't stop thinking of those dirty hairs beneath your nose while I was eating. It ruined by tasty footlong treat.

East Lansing, MI

Eating on the Bus

It's totally unnecessary for you to eat your meatball sub on the bus. What's even more troubling is the way you looked at me when you licked the sauce off of your fingers. You fucking slob.

Chicago, IL