A Case of the Monday's

The lesbian at my office just came up behind me and started giving me shoulder massage because she said I was looking "too tense for a Monday."

Rochester Hills, MI

Different Strokes

You were looking at me, licking your lips, and stroking the pole you were holding on to in a very inappropriate manner, sir. I don't care if that's normal in Boystown, but where I'm from it's disgusting no matter what.

Chicago, IL

The Host

The host at a sports bar shouldn't try to pump up a group of guys before seating them to watch a football game. Instead of simply saying our table is ready, he smiled and said, "Are there any MEN here who wanna watch some FOOTBALL?!" I don't know why he unnecessarily stressed men and football so much, but the fact that the bar is located in a mostly gay neighborhood definitely had something to do with it.

Ferndale, MI

Pride Fest

Just because you're gay and celebrating your "pride" doesn't make it okay when you offer to suck my dick as I walk by. I have no choice witnessing this horrific orgy, so please don't spank me with a paddle as I walk by either. And god dammit wear something more than a thong.

Chicago, IL