Saturday Stroll

I could see my neighbor walking naked around his apartment. It's 3:15 on a Saturday afternoon. Why not walk around naked with the windows wide open on a nice sunny day?

Buena Park, IL

No Nips

You're so fat and gross. No, I don't want to see your nipple ring. I'll take your word for it and walk away from you.

Chicago, IL

Peeping Me

I saw my neighbor walking around naked in his garden apartment. He wasn't even trying to hide the fact that he doesn't have blinds either...so I hid behind the cars and walked by a few times.

Chicago, IL

Roommate's Balls

I was ok with you just wearing boxers around the house, but you just sat next to me spread eagle and your balls just flopped out. Time's up, put some fucking pants on.

Chicago, IL

Stin

You sat in your bed naked and watched Bravo for 4 hours instead of doing absolutely anything productive. When I came in from class, you called me in your room to tell me all about what's been happening to the guys from "Million Dollar Listing," and offered the chair next to your bed to me as if I wanted to join you in your nude Bravo-fest. No thanks.

Chicago, IL

Apology to Everyone I Just Passed

I just left the gym and didn't have any extra boxers, so naturally I went commando. I didn't realize that my fly was down the entire time I was walking home and taking the L, and was unknowingly flashing my dick to everyone I passed. My bad.

Chicago, IL

Old Roommate

You walked into the room and introduced yourself to my friends for the first time in your boxers...your dick was hanging out of the unbuttoned crotch hole the entire time.

Chicago, IL