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Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Eat Your Words

My waitress' ass cheeks were hanging out of her tiny shorts...of course I thought she did this on purpose to get more tips so I commented on it. She had no idea and I'm pretty sure my food tasted like spit.

Chicago, IL
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Monday, February 8, 2010

Super Boned Up

I love walking into the room and hearing you say: "I just want to go in the locker room to see all their dicks." Happy Super Bowl Sunday.

Chicago, IL
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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Guy Playing Basketball

Your nipples are so long you could use them to serve shish-kabobs. I'm nervous to play defense because they might stab my eye. Plus, we're not playing shirts and skins. Please cover your chest swords.

East Lansing, MI
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