Bizarre Foods

I think my first mistake was going to Red Lobster hungover. But I would never expect the super old hostess say to me "oh you just touch the lobsters in tank. I just LOVE it when young people touch my lobsters." What does that even mean?

Skokie, IL

Fruit Seduction

You said something in Spanish, winked at me and then slowly put three bananas I didn't order into my to-go bag while staring at me.

Chicago, IL