The lesbian at my office just came up behind me and started giving me shoulder massage because she said I was looking "too tense for a Monday."
Rochester Hills, MI
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Sean Penn, The Scrubs Doctor, And Fat Sarah Silverman Always Make The Goofy Wedding Photo The Best.
Medusa Casting A Spell
Lanyards, Tube Socks, Token Black Guy, Dog Collar, The Bridesmaid Man--The Pefect Wedding.
Precious.
What. The. Fuck. Grandma?
When You Know You've Had Too Much To Drink--Making Out With A Dude-Lady
What A Family.
Shhhh...I'll Never Tell
I Know How This Movie Ends.
The Look Of Utter Disgust.
Yoo-Hoo!
Spankings Always Make Me Think Of Coffee.
Hugs Not Drugs.
Obnoxious.
HAHAHAHAHAHA You Can't Possibly Not Laugh.
So Fucking Mad It's Sunny Outside.
What A HOPpy Family! --Ok, I Had To. But Seriously, They're Weird As Shit.
Chris Rock--Not Creepy. Any Person In Their Right Mind Would Do The Same Thing.
Yahtzee!
What The Fuck Is This Thing?
Lock The Windows & Doors. Save The Women and Children.
The Trick Is To Blow In Her Face, Eh? Well, If You Say So...
Kelly Osbourne Is A Fucking Raccoon. In Fact, I'd Rather Fuck A Real Raccoon.
Teen Wolf? What.The. FUCK?
Beauty.
At Least He's Saying Hi.
Look At The Happy Couple! Wait...Which One Is The Bride?
HAHAHA Another Great Verne Troyer Moment Brought To You By The Creepbook.
Seriously? No, C'mon...This Cannot Possibly Be Real.
Babies With Razors--There's Nothing Better.
Behold The World's Greatest Creep. What A Man.
Sham-Wow! He Looks A Fuckin' Mutant.
This Is NOT Okay.
What The Fuck Is With This Picture?
Guilty.
Dear Lord. Look Away.
Just Another Overweight Model.
Barbie Balloon Be Creepin'...HOT
Is That Gene Simmons Biting Someone's Ass?
He's SO LITTLE!
Mmm Your Lip Gloss Is Poppin'
Classic.
"Is That A Camera?"
He's Not Even In The Picture And He's Smiling More Than The Other 2 Douchebags.
And This Immediately Triggered An Acid Flashback For Me.
Another Perfect Shot.
Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman Know How To Creep.
Surf's Up, Brah.
Amtrak vs. Creepers. Who Will Win The War?
Punxsutawney Phil.
So You Wanna Creep Like The Hoff?
Oh, I Definitely Believe Whatever This Guy Says He Has Found. Isn't He From 'Jumanji'?
Artie Lange is a Douchebag...and a Creep.
Florida DMV--Well Done Painting The New Bike Path Conveniently Over the Old One.
Seems a Bit Drastic
Can't Wait to Dip That Ham in Some Milk
Nothing Makes A Happy Meal Sadder
Another Reason Not To Let Your Children Watch Cable
You'd Think He'd Be Happier With The Scenery.
Chess On Roller Coaster? Really? But Hey, Nice Creepin' Too.
Peek-A-Boo!
Boner from "Growing Pains'--Why Didn't Anyone Realize His Name Was Boner?
This Isn't Where I Left My Cell Phone
The McPoyles--Gross.
This Kid Hates The Smell of Leather.
You's A Big, Fine Creeper Won't You Back That Ass Up?
Ho Ho Ho-ly Shit Save That Poor Child. Tis The Season To Be Creepy...
Where is He Hiding The Others?
There are More Creeps Than Teeth In This Picture.
I Love This Man.
Hopeless Romantic.
Enjoy Your Meal.
All the Better To Smell You With, My Dear.
He's Watching.
Guns. Guitar Hero. Pubes. The American Dream.
The Elusive, Bashful Creep.
Awww Shit. Caught Checkin' Out That Ass.
2 Girls, 1 Creep.
Caught Caught Caught.
Guilty as Charged.
The Billy Mays of Venereal Diseases.
He's Naturally This Photogenic.
And That Was When I Stopped Believing in the Easter Bunny.
Old Men Get Away With Anything--I Can't Wait To Get Old.
Yes.
Self-Portrait #2
Jackie Moon Accosting A She-Devil. The Fairy Likes.
It's Not Cheating Cause It's Your Dog, Man.
Mistake #1: Never Turn Your Back on a Creature
He Must Be a Priest.
There are 2 Laws of Nature: 1) Children are Creepy 2)They Sell Plenty of Beans.
Why Don't You Meet Me at the Next Rest Stop?
Well How-Dee-Do There Kind Sir
A Self-Portrait.
This Could Be The Weirdest Album Cover Ever.
Not that Creepy, I'm More Impressed Than Anything.
Incredible.
Santa + Crystal Meth = This Guy.
Fucking Awkward. And That Sneaky Bastard Waldo.
Stop Looking at Me. You Like Baby Huey.
Watch as the Predator Eyes His Unsuspecting Prey.
New Members of The Mile High Creep Club.
I Can't Look Him in the Eyes.
We're All Glad You Give Your Stamp of Approval.
When Adam Wasn't With Eve, He Spent His Time at Chippendale's.
I Know How He Feels...And, Sadly, How She Feels Too.
Somebody Forgot To Tell This Guy He Isn't Really Wolverine. Easy, Buddy.
Just Too Easy.
Jesus' Van?
Beauty and the Beast.
Yeah, I Definitely Trust That Kid at a Party in the Tool Shed.
Hannah Montana Complete with Lunchbox and Bud Light.
Nice Juicebox.
Creeper Stache.
Really Subtle.
Happy Halloween
Wrong. Also Not A Creeper -- Just Awkward.
I Don't Even Want To Know.
You Can Tell A Creeper By Their Smile. Don't Look Him in the Eyes Though -- It's Dangerous.
They're Awesome, NOT Creepy.
Statistics Show This is The Face That Sells Laptops. Wtf, WOOT?
60% of the Time It Works, Every Time.
This is Who Plays Floor Hockey in a Circus Tent.
Yeah, That's Really Going to Make Me Want To Read.
What the Fuck Are These Things Doing on a Playground?
He's Just Lonely and Misunderstood.
Ho(la) My God That Kid Is Creepy
Well Isn't That Ever So Welcoming.
Perfect on So Many Levels
Family Matters
(Insert Creepy Priest/Choir Boy/Slightly Offensive Jesus Joke Here)
I'm Naugty...Spank Me? Creeper Pic Snipe.
Foreground: Hansel Background: Carlton Banks
Not This Guy Again. And Who The Fuck Keeps Taking Pictures of Him?
Where Carnies Go to Die.
It's Just Too Easy.
Like A Deer In Headlights.
Proof That Sloth from "The Goonies" and Bozo the Clown Fathered A Child Together.
Psh, The Guy Is Doing It Completely Backwards. Rookie.
And That, Kids, Is Why I Don't Eat Spaghetti.
Andy Dick.
Well Hello, What Carnival Did You Escape From?
Salad Fingers.
Poor Steve Buscemi.
Fuck! That Creature Just Stared Into My Soul.
There's So Much Wrong With This Situation.
I Can't Eat Watermelon Anymore. Thanks, Bitch.
That's It. That's the Spot.
I Die Everytime I See This. Fuck.
That Face Will Haunt My Dreams.
Neverland Ranch?...Too Soon?
Only in Detroit.
Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken.
Epic.
The King of Creep
I Don't Even Know What to Say
Just Sniffed Simon's Neck
The Geico Caveman says "God Bless America"?
The lead singer of Creed?
This Guy Loves Nickelback.
Dear. God.
Because Chris Hansen can only do so much.
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