Camel Toe Extraordinare

You watching the Olympics: "Dude, look at that camel toe...I could do some real damage to that thing." What?

Chicago, IL

Asleep on the L

You fell asleep and drooled on yourself. I watched the whole thing starting from when you opened your mouth to when you woke up waking the spit off. I feel so worthless having nothing else to do but watch a random person drool on themselves.

Chicago, IL

Phantom Pix Message

I recently received a random picture of some dude's balls on my cell phone. To this day, I still don't know who it was sent from.

Chicago, IL