They're everywhere. Bars, grocery stores, churches. No matter the time, no matter place. And the moment you finally thought it was safe to leave the house, there they were. This time, let 'em have it. This time, let the world know who they really are...on The Creepbook.
Showing posts with label Hookups. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hookups. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Walk-In Invite

I was at a house party last weekend when I walked into a random room and saw you hooking up with one of my friends. You're only response was, "wanna join?" I immediately found the bathroom and puked. How's that for an answer?

Boston, MA

Thursday, October 29, 2009

You Must Be New Here

I didn't want to hook up with you so I told you I had to quickly do something in my room first. I locked the door, fell asleep, and forgot about you. You sat on my couch texting me for 4 hours. How did it possibly take you that long to get the hint I wasn't coming back?

Chicago, IL