Saturday Stroll

I could see my neighbor walking naked around his apartment. It's 3:15 on a Saturday afternoon. Why not walk around naked with the windows wide open on a nice sunny day?

Buena Park, IL

Humpelstiltskin

There's nothing like trying to teach my dog how to hump especially when I realize my blinds are open and my neighbors are walking by watching me.

Chicago, IL

Peeping Me

I saw my neighbor walking around naked in his garden apartment. He wasn't even trying to hide the fact that he doesn't have blinds either...so I hid behind the cars and walked by a few times.

Chicago, IL

Darcy

I like you're into the whole buddy-buddy neighbor thing, but I'm not cool with you always stumbling into our apartment wasted and uninvited. I came downstairs half-naked and you were just standing there in our kitchen. At least turn the lights on...come on.

Chicago, IL

New Neighbor

I realize I just moved in a few apartments down and you're excited to meet a new friend, but when I'm taking out the trash in my boxers...that is not a good time to get to know me better.

Chicago, IL

Shirtless Guy in Window

I laid on my couch all day, hungover and shirtless. When I decided to open the drapes to the big picture window in the front room, I forgot that I was half naked and staring at the family across the street unload groceries from their car. Welcome to the neighborhood.

Chicago, IL