What. A. BRO!

My roommate was joking with me about having sex in my bed while I wasn't home. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I have had sex on both couches in the living room while he wasn't home more times than I can count.

St. Louis, MO

Red Rocket Roommate

I just walked into the room and saw my roommate trying to give our 8 week old puppy a red-rocket. He saw nothing wrong.

Chicago, IL

No More Blue Balls

I could hear my roommate beating off from one floor below him. I had to avoid him for 2 days straight after.

Bowling Green, OH

Rubber Roommate

My roommate loves rubbing our dog's balls thinking it's funny. Even the dog knows it's fucked up.

Chicago, IL

Roommate's Balls

I was ok with you just wearing boxers around the house, but you just sat next to me spread eagle and your balls just flopped out. Time's up, put some fucking pants on.

Chicago, IL

Stin

You sat in your bed naked and watched Bravo for 4 hours instead of doing absolutely anything productive. When I came in from class, you called me in your room to tell me all about what's been happening to the guys from "Million Dollar Listing," and offered the chair next to your bed to me as if I wanted to join you in your nude Bravo-fest. No thanks.

Chicago, IL

Friendly Peep Show

We were all having a great time until you took the random girl you just met into my roommate's bed and started having sex with her with us still in the room. We share rooms. There were like 6 of us spending the night in there. And as if throwing a blanket over you and her was going to hide what you're doing? It's not an invisibility cloak, Harry Potter. Oh, and that was my blanket too.

East Lansing, MI

Evan

I've walked in to find you upstairs with the TV off and you sitting peering out the window. I don't know how long it took you to realize I was standing there watching you gaze into the street below, but you didn't say a word to me until I left the room and came back in. How often do you just sit...and stare?

Chicago, IL

Old Roommate

You walked into the room and introduced yourself to my friends for the first time in your boxers...your dick was hanging out of the unbuttoned crotch hole the entire time.

Chicago, IL

Roommate Getting Weird

I'm just sitting here reading a book, and I can feel you gazing at me. In fact, you are ALWAYS staring at me. It was funny at first, but now its really creepy. You look like you want to tickle me and then rape me. Now I have to do all my studying away from home. Thanks, creep-o.

East Lansing, MI

My Roommate

Nothing like walking into my roommate's bedroom to find handcuffs, condom wrappers, lube, a paddle, and a disposable camera.

Chicago, IL

New Roommate Ryan

I don't care that you webchat your girlfriend in Germany, but don't leave it on all the fucking time. I don't want my naked ass streaming across the Internet when I get out of the shower.

East Lansing, MI