Sloppy Girl at Madison

When every other girl dresses up like a slut on Halloween, you certainly thought it'd be a good idea to do the same. Unfortunately for everyone else, we had to look at you the whole night. Some girls just shouldn't pretend to be a Playboy bunny. Trust me, no one wanted to go home with you no matter how much titty you were showing.

Madison, WI

Halloween Confession

I purposely wore reflective sunglasses so people couldn't see my eyes when I was talking to them. I like it better that way. I can stare ANYWHERE I want, and you don't know the difference.

Chicago, IL

Flasher Outfit

You decided that since your girlfriend was out of town, you would go as a huge creeper. You bought a dildo that was damn near 2 FEET LONG and kept dangling it at people as you walked by. How the hell did you even walk with that thing?

Omaha, NE

My Teacher's Costume

There's nothing like seeing your teacher outside of class. Especially when I saw him at the costume store looking at a slutty nurse outfit. Looks like I'll be getting an A in that class. Cell phone pictures = the best.

Indianapolis, IN

Jamaican Bobsled Team

You told me you were going to be a Jamaican bobsled team member for Halloween. I immediately asked if you had actually had a bobsled and then if I could take a ride on your bobsled. I'm sorry that came out way too quickly. I don't even know what that means.

Chicago, IL

Halloween Store

I was looking at an outfit for a Halloween party and you just walked by me and said, "oh, you'll definitely get all the guys in that." What a creep.

Cleveland, OH